Last night I was washing my face before I went to bed. And as I was drying it off, I noticed a slight dark spot on my cheek. Something about the size of a pencil eraser and about 3-4 shades darker than my normal pale self. Said spot is something that I've never noticed before. Oh damn...wtf?! So I shrieked for Dr. Nate and made him come in and look at it to tell me what he thought this spot was.
Incidentally, once I told him that I'd stab him in the eye if he said it was an age spot, he started laughing hysterically and continued laughing for the next 20 minutes. Thanks, dear, sweet husband with whom I am stuck for the rest of our lives. Jerk.
So this morning has been spent furiously Googling "medical spas doylestown pa" to find a place where highly-paid professionals will make this spot go away. However, I think Google just needs to keep its opinion to itself. Along the right side of paid ads are a list of various spas and such in our area. But the bottom ad was this:
Psychologist
Professional Therapy. Call Us Today
Get Private In House Counseling!
Doylestown, PA
Shut up, Google. I don't need your snarky commentary.
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Careful. You don't want to piss off the google gods.
There's no way you have age spots. It's probably just your allergy to PA finally showing itself. Time to come back to IL.
I'll get Dr. Nate working on that. If he wants a young-looking, spotless wife, then we need to get packing!
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