Things Learned From Watching Too Much VH1 Classics

#1: Angus Young is surprisingly lucid.

#2: Dio is not a great mythical warrior, no matter how many swords and castles are in his music videos. He is, in fact, a 4' 10" irate gnome from New Jersey.


#3: Patton Oswalt is correct; many hair metal bands do seemingly work and then rock out in factories that make nothing but sparks.

#4: Sebastian Bach was extremely pretty back in the late '80s. He has aged badly.

#5: However, Roger Daltrey is still very good looking for a guy in his 60s.


#6: Although I hadn't heard it for approximately 15 years, I still know all the words to Warrant's "Down Boys." There are days when I scare even myself.

#7: Riki Rachtman was, is, and always will be a complete tool.

Best Way to Waste a Day at Work

http://churchsigngenerator.com/

You can make stuff like this:

Something to Ponder

Is there anyone anyone alive cooler than David Bowie Willie Nelson?

Nope. Didn't think so.

The Beertini...

It's not just a drink, it's a lifestyle.

Toes of Love

I present to you: Vibram Five Fingers shoes.

Thanks to some random woman on the street wearing them last night, Dr. Debbie and I swooned over these and I promptly dragged Nate to the local crunchy, granola camping/clothing store in town to buy a pair. Mine are bright red. Cuz if you're gonna look like a kook, may as well go all the way.

The Cheesesteak and We

Your daily announcement, tepid off the presses:

Dr. Nate and I are moving to Pennsylvania. Dr. Nate took a job with Big Pharma, so we're headed to a secure location outside of Philadelphia so he can do.....whatever it is that he does for a living.


We have no place to call home yet; that information will be forthcoming. Anticipated move dates will be end of July/beginning of August. The sound you hear coming from eastern Ohio will be our cats waking up from the kitty Valium and finding that they are not pleased with their automotive environs.