#2: Dio is not a great mythical warrior, no matter how many swords and castles are in his music videos. He is, in fact, a 4' 10" irate gnome from New Jersey.
#3: Patton Oswalt is correct; many hair metal bands do seemingly work and then rock out in factories that make nothing but sparks.
#4: Sebastian Bach was extremely pretty back in the late '80s. He has aged badly.
#5: However, Roger Daltrey is still very good looking for a guy in his 60s.
#6: Although I hadn't heard it for approximately 15 years, I still know all the words to Warrant's "Down Boys." There are days when I scare even myself.
#7: Riki Rachtman was, is, and always will be a complete tool.
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Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you
Right on, Brando!
You've been down too long in the midnight sea.
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