04 August 2008

Pennsylvania, WTF?!

We move into town and you CLOSE the good grocery store that sold good beer?! You CLOSE it the same day we're pulling into town???? Have you no heart?!?!?

Oh, and also, Pennsylvania, a few things you might want to consider:

Tell your residents to stop with all the procreating. No state needs that many people with that many kids.

And what's up with every third building out here being a church? Does this go hand in hand with all the procreating (see above)? Either way, you're starting to scare me with your puritan liquor laws, religious nuts, and all the people in obvious need of better birth control.

Also, have you ever heard of the grid system for laying out roads? Look into it.

6 comments:

Michael L. Heien said...

Welcome to PA! Drop me a line sometime.

Michael L. Heien said...

As an addition:

You can get whine shipped to your home (provided you find teh right dealer), in case you are having trouble finding a good whine shop. It was illegal, and although it's not anymore, not everyplace will do it...

ALM said...

Yeah, we heard you used to have to get wine shipped to the local "wine & spirts shoppe" so they could tax you at an unreasonable rate BEFORE giving you your liquor. Good to know we don't have to do that. Let's meet up soon!! Dr.Nate's phone number is still the same, so give us a call!

Unknown said...

Just plan on moving home in a couple of years. ;-)

BTW - I'll hoist one for you at Jupiters on Friday night.

ALM said...

We did find am awesome wine store today, so life is good again. But how about dinner on the 11th or 12th, when I'm in town?

Unknown said...

Definitely! Just shoot me an email and we'll be all ready!!